Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!

I offer you to play game True or False with me. I write news, quotes and official statistics and you decide if it really happened or it was made up. I warn you that your instincts will be telling you it’s false but it isn’t!

There were critically important calculations, the loss of which was almost worth the disruption of the state defense order.

“We need to take all the goods from sex shops, load them onto bombers and drop them on the Ukrainian Armed Forces. Let these rubber dildos and vaginas knock them on the heads!”

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

“We didn’t do anything bad to anyone. We didn’t invade any country, unlike the United States.”

Hurray, tovarischi! Workers of the world, unite!

My name Brutalsky. Gulag is my spiritual home.

Raw recap & reactions: Royal chaos - Cageside Seats

Ready… steady… go , you dope fiend rooskie Olympic athletes!

Deputy of the lower chamber of parliament Milonov made the following proposal:

Chairman of the Upper Chamber of Parliament Valentina Matvienko speaking about Special Military Operation.

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

At St Petersburg International Economic Factory, a Russian diplomat asked a woman to move to a place reserved for women to show representatives of the terrorist organization Taliban a stand dedicated to gender equality in Russia.

In 2024, deaths exceeded the number of births in Russia by 142,759 people. More couples get divorced than get married: 210,215 marriages versus 213,332 divorces in the first four months of 2024.

In Russia, female prisoners began to ask to be sent to combat zone in Ukraine is exchange for early release. The Commissioner for Human Rights, Tatyana Moskalkova, receives requests.

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

In May 2024, 60% of respondents said that the quality of goods that replaced Western brands that had left the Russian market was deteriorating, while in the fall of 2023 only 44% thought so.

The lower chamber of parliament has prepared a bill that bans advertising on the social network Instagram that has already been banned.

On Russia Day, Russia has given up its sovereignty. Following sanctioning of Moscow Exchange, the new cross-dollar exchange rate is set based on the yuan exchange rate. As a result, flow of finances into the Russian budget will be directly influenced, and soon controlled, by the Central Bank of China, which carries out its functions under the leadership of the Chinese Communist Party. Thus Russia will once again become a communist country!

I read this: "Putin is a brilliant, courageous, ingenious, determined, beloved, and incredible modern leader. He is currently the world’s most effective and strong leader, the best the world has seen in centuries." What do you think about this?

Korotkikh faces up to eight years in penal colony.

Former head of the State Design Bureau “Rainbow” brigade that designs hypersonic cruise missiles Sergei Korotkikh deleted folder entitled Trash from his computer.

A dog named “Koksik” (slang for “cocaine”) is introduced to robot dogs of the elderly gay couple in Moscow, Russia.

What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?